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Comedy With a Dry Surreal Geordie Bloke
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN PERSON OR PERSONS THANK YOU FOR VISITING.
IMAGINE THAT I'M THE PRODUCT OF COUPLING BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE. FOR EXAMPLE BOB MORTIMER AND RIK MAYALL. THEN I WAS DUMPED ON A DOOR STEP AND BROUGHT UP BY A JACK DEE KIND KIND OF PERSON WITH A GEORDIE ACCENT.
YER THAT WILL DO.
I'm based in the North East but drive so I can travel without the use of trains.
I take bookings to perform 10 and 15., 20 or 30 minute sets or if your looking for a preview show an hour.
I've been performing stand up comedy since 2010 normally around the northeast opening middles and headling spots for some clubs around the northeast. I travel up and down the country on occasion.
Ive done a number of Edinburgh fringe shows details below.
if you would like to see my latest show working title Comedy with a Dry surreal geordie bloke.
I have a preview in Whitley Bay on the 24th of march 2022. Its two acts for a tenner and links are below.
Gigs I've ran as a performer and promoter, comedy heroes, freshly ground comedy, long Live Comedy Newcastle.
Gazette Interview 2020
Watch South Shields comedian electrify his FACE in a hilarious video which has now won him £1,000
COMEDY WITH A DRY SURREAL ANIMATED GEORDIE BLOKE online show
JUST THE TONI 2020
Comedy with a dyslexic Geordie thas has adhd, Leicester comedy festival 2019
Comedy with a Colourblind Dyslexic Geordie who also has an underactive Thyroid 2016
Comedy with a Colourblind dyslexic Geordie 2015
Comedy with a Dyslexic Geordie 2014
Reviews and Quotes
Steve Bennett CHORTLE 2019 Leicester Comedian Of The Year Finalist 2019
Sean Turner at times was absurdist and surreal, he was just as good as American legend Steven Wright. The moment when he diffused his difficult jokes by singing a song in a club-land style was Reeves and Mortimer at their finest. It was thoroughly entertaining.
He is a different kind of act all together. Completely unpredictable and unbelievably funny,
Sean Turner, with his enthusiasm for audience participation and cheeky twists was a highlight - Narc magazine review of silly billies
David Hadingham, Comedian and Northeast Jesterval comedy festival/ Grinning Idiot Promoter
I couldn’t believe how much I laughed, honestly, I couldn't believe it!
Rob Riley from
I can't think of on occasion ever when the open spot got an encore though but Sean Turner did. Will be keeping a close eye on this guy.
Giggle Beats, Developments in comedy tend to come from the outsiders rather than the mainstream. Sean is as out there as anyone out there. Keep an eye on him.
Jack Gardner, Silly Billies Comedy club Newcastle.
Sean Turner is incredibly original whilst also being a part of that rich Geordie tradition of otherworldly surrealism. He has an imagination the size of Jupiter and the warmth of a cuddle from a Hairy Biker, which combined makes him one of the most underrated and finest stand-ups around. Sean Turner is the real deal make no mistake!
Simon Donald/ Comedian and one of the Viz comic creators
Sean pushes boundaries, he's not easy to pigeonhole. You don't know what you're going to get. He's a proper alternative comedian.
Theatre Edinburgh shows theatre shows
Making Life Taste Funnier.2012
Making Life Taste Funny 2011
BA in Hons degree in Drama
BTec national diploma in drama
Equity member name sean Craig-Turner
Some Stage Acting History
Same Time Next Year By Bernard Slade Charcter Played George
Bedroom Farce By Alan Ayckbourn character played Trevor
Charlie's Trousers by Alan Plater character played Nev
Theft- by Eric Chappell Character Sprigs
Nobody's Perfect by Simon Williams, Character played Leonard Loftus/Myetle Banbury
Ladykillers By Graham Linehan writer of father Ted. Character Harry Robson
Dan dare the musical by Tom Kelly. Character Treen
A Midsummer Nights Dream. Charcter Nick Bottom
Russ Brown Magic Inernational LTD, Entertainment on Viking Line Cruise ship the Gabriella Finland June till August 2021
Other T.V Work
Vera 2015 Muddy Waters
Vera 2016 post production
Beowulf 2016 post production
Wolfbold Cbbc 2016
Animation Voice over work.
The Comedy Wibblie
Doontoon Abby. broadcast on boxing day 2015 on made in Tyne and Wear TV
Mirrorvale, TV pilot DVD release
played Cayden, by Canny pictures 2013
Algernon Pictures shorts
2009 A SERIES OF COLD CONVERSATIONS Clip Below
Boolean Operators’ Broardcast On Channel 4
Des, a librarian Film and TV Algernon Pictures 2008
28 ALES LATER 2008
2006 A Muppets Tale’ by Michael McNally star of ITVs McNally report
played Leading character, Barry Treadaway. A drama tracking the journey of a young man through the judicial and penal system Film and TV